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"5th time around is the charm, right? i have taken to spottig the fore showing on this bitch! is so satisfiying!

also i may have unhealthy obsession with this series"
Feb 15, 2016 07:08PM

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"Also... It be nice if it had no homo* food notes! Imagining there is a dude pulling my but up wit a chain while I handle a heavy load definitely needs a no homo!

*: not that there is anything wrong with it!"
Mar 03, 2014 12:26AM


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